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A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself. That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two...

I stick with BETFRED never had a problem and + with winnings ...... hopeful of a winning Cheltenham too ?

The Gipper in the 3-05 local trainer Llancarfan next to Rhoose airport Evan Williams ........

1-25 Quest for More (nap) 2-00 Shalala 2-35 Zhukova 3-10 Ribchester 3-45 Found 4-25 Emell

Thanks I did not read the nitty gritty terms etc.

http://www.racinguk.com/threemonthoffer ONE HELL OF AN OFFER IF ITS CORRECT?

Thanks Roger for all the graft and congratulations to Zongalero for having the sharpest pin......

Whats up woody 2-45 Ballyandy 3-20 Flying angel 4-25 Ballymalin 5-00

By the boardwalk 4-05 Goodbye dancer 4-40 Trespassed 5-15 Mad money 5-45

En joule 2-20 jarlath 3-55 master dee 4-30 trouble soul 5-00

Anybody know what's happened between the two of them, I thought he was always a trier on most mounts but of late he seems to have lost his job and rides are very sparse indeed.......

Making a baby. This is hilarious! There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny!-- The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogatefather to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr.Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm...

an air canada plane is on its wayto toronto, when a blonde in economy class gets up and moves to the first classsection and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this, and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the blonde that she paid for economy class, and that she willhave to sit...

I would like to express my sincere thanks to my family and friends who have shown their support before and after Terry Rickards passing. Thank you for the cards, flowers and words of kindness I have received during this difficult time. I have been overwhelmed by all the lovely comments...

We will be celebrating the life of Terry Rickards at the Wenallt Chapel, Thornhill Crematorium, on 26th April at 11am. Family and friends are very welcome to join us for light refreshments at the New Fleurs Social Club, Portmanmoor Rd. Where we can share stories and memories of Terry. Family...

It is with great sadness for me to say my husband Terry Rickards a retired train driver passed away peacefully yesterday at home, surrounded by loved ones. He fought a long and courageous battle. He will be hugely missed by many. No funeral details as of yet, I will post when arrangements have...

Sad to have to notify you that my brother Terry (The Cardiffian) passed away yesterday evening at 6-30, he has had a rough time of late and was in Velindre cancer hospital three weeks ago and his request was that he came home from hospital as he felt more comfortable, I left him yesterday at...

Harry they have paid someone at G.C.H.Q. to block any big bets so has to keep them in house ......:lol:

> A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm. > "I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm."What sort > of horse?" said the owner. "A female horth" the dwarf replies. > So the owner shows him a mare. "Nithe horth." says the dwarf,"Can I > thee her eyeth?" > So the owner picks up...

A hotel guest calls the front desk and the clerk answers, "May I help you?" The man says,"Yes, I'm in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately. I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she's going to jump out the window." The desk clerk says,"I'm sorry sir, but...