Recent content by walsworth

If you are being chased by wasps, do not try jumping into water to avoid them. The stripey arsed buggers will just wait for you to surface.

We called them trolleys here.

They wouldn’t let me near it!

In late 50’s my Dad’s favourite bet was a 3d Patent, cost 1/9d. Considering that beer was about 1/4d at that time, today’s equivalent would be a £1 Patent. I look forward to members helping me out on Friday with nice solid selections of at least 5/1 please. I will have to remember how to write...

I’d probably still fall off!

Been there done that!

I’ve always wanted to go to Africa on safari but the nearest I’ve got to it was a camel toe in leopard print leggings in Asda.

You can poke your posh grub leftovers up your didgeridoo sport, and as for the Penny Farthing, how do expect a poor worn out old bugger like me to mount that? You can get me one of them E-scooters though, I might be able to chase the girls with that. I’d probably fall off though.

My modest bank has finally been emptied, it has survived for nearly three years, so not a complete failure. It has had highs and lows over time as I have tinkered with my selection process but mostly it has been a sine wave around the original amount. I have decided not to start again as I have...

Must have missed this opportunity some how. I have no doubt that you were a difficult delivery, considering the size o your head!

I've not been too well for over a week with IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome) and IDD (Irritating Davies Disease) I'm trying to catch up with the important things in life, but I thought I'd have a look in here first. I don't really care who owns, trains or rides the horses that I back. I must...

If Germans do not have a sense of humour, how come their word for a Motorway exit is, 'Ausfahrt'?

If you find a toilet in your dreams, don't use it ...

Ran it's race, no complaints.