Recent content by walsworth

Can someone go round and show Ian Davies how to retune his TV? I would do it but he might set his poodle on me!

Foreign muck!

Get on with your croissants. I’m having bacon, egg ‘n toast.

Keep up the good work, it is appreciated in my new capacity as a ‘lurker’.

I did put half a crown on it!

Shoelaces again?

Well done Slim and good ride by Hollie.

“The man who invented Cats’ Eyes got the idea when he saw the eyes of a cat in his headlights. If the cat had been going the other way, he would have invented the pencil sharpener”

If you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow

Broken biscuits are too difficult to dunk. They are also made up of the out of date ones that didn’t get sold. There are sweat shops of illegal immigrants hidden away in the poorest parts of our cities with little hammers bashing seven shades of shit out of them.

I take no notice of those, find that they are just confusing.

Limiting myself to two bets max per day at modest stakes. Selections are usually cribbed from long time members and I’m very grateful. Not making a fortune but staying in the black. As I mentioned earlier in this thread, I spend a lot of time asleep and no longer have time to search for The...

I know this a very old maxim but…. If you can’t take the heat, stay out of the kitchen.

It’s about a man who packs suitcase full of Heinz beans before going on holiday. Unfortunately the Air Line lose his case and it makes him cry.

If you deal a swift kick up the arse of the person causing most of your problems, you probably wouldn’t be able to sit down for a week.