Ian_Davies
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Double-digits odds winners on each of the first two days of "the Fez" calls for a trip to the Tesco Finest aisle and Serrano Ham with Manchego Cheese - your Uncle Smartarse knows how to live! 

As my mother used to say āforeign muckā.Looks like your favourite Uncle Smartarse had a net profitable Cheltenham....
No use to me - I don't drink.M&S used to do a very good meal deal, if memory serves. It was something like £10 for two mains, two sides and a bottle of M&S plonk. It became very popular so they bumped the price up and then stopped it.
I think they're doing a new version of it but it's got mega expensive.
What's up with cheese beanos?
That pudding sounds a bit dry to me - sorry, I'll fetch me coat.desert you canāt usually go wrong with anyway.