Ian "Two Kettles" Davies....

[Ian_Davies]

....I have a particularly important announcement to make.

I now own not one but TWO kettles.

And I expect all forumites to tacitly acknowledge the magnitude of this by treating me with greater reverence than ever in the future.

Do NOT mess with Ian "Two Kettles" Davies.

That is all.

 

[NHughes]

Thread of the year contender

 

[walsworth]

Do they both read the same time?

 

[Ian_Davies]

Do they both read the same time?

That's for me to know, Walsey - or should I say Wolfie??!!

 

[walsworth]

For the benefit of our overseas members, who may not understand rhyming slang, kettle is slang for a watch; kettle and hob, fob watch..
Mind you in modern parlance it could be slang for bum, as in kettle drum.

How does Two Bums Davies grab you?

 

[trudij]

Sometimes I think I am WAY too innocent for this place…

 

[Desert Orchid]

OK, The Davies Kid, I'll see your two kettles and I'll raise you two microwave ovens...

 

[Ian_Davies]

That's impressive kitchen appliance poker, tbf, Maurice.

It's like The Cincinnati Kid running into Lancey Howard.

 

[Coach miguel]

God knows how many kettles I have not including scout ones. Always need two Ian,just in case.

 

[Ian_Davies]

That's just WEIRD.

And wtaf is a "Scout kettle??!!"

Some dodgy Baden-Powell ritual?

"Dib, dib, F-ing, dib!"