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The 2026 "Friday Night Live" Thread

Slim said:
Is that a euphemism? My last encounter was with a lesbian who likes the ride after a few drinks. I'm confused with the terminology these days.
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As long as you remember no means no you'll be alright.
 
6.00
Gemmari NR

Backed into 5/2 by the bastards on the machine beforehand so the layers get the maximum deduction. Filthy.
 
Best Rate 6.30W
Ran good fractions from o/s draw at Kempton, but didn't last home.
Better draw & better jock today.
9/1 4pi B365
 
Slim said:
6.00
Gemmari NR

Backed into 5/2 by the bastards on the machine beforehand so the layers get the maximum deduction. Filthy.
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Nivelles Magic NR
35p rule 4 now on all early bets. Some shit show and obvious the market has these NRs very early.
 
Don't worry they'll be spending most of the time in bar area so you boys can still pitch up with your crop tops and glitter on your face.........
 
I propose the motion that Ian Davies be banned from the forum. Wolverhampton is off and I'm after investing time and pouring emotion into that f$%^ing card. I feel like I've lost a monkey. I'm turning on the heating, f%*& everything.
 
Slim said:
I propose the motion that Ian Davies be banned from the forum. Wolverhampton is off and I'm after investing time and pouring emotion into that f$%^ing card. I feel like I've lost a monkey. I'm turning on the heating, f%*& everything.
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Tbf, I was always fairly confident I'd be long odds-on to cop the blame for this.
 
Ian_Davies said:
Friday Night Live Series dates:
January 9 Wolverhampton
February 6 Newcastle
February 20 Southwell
March 20 Wolverhampton
March 27 Newcastle
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Midlands January meeting called off due to the cold weather?

Obvious solution - stage the next one even closer to the Arctic Circle!

Gosforth Park beckons - and Walsworth plans to arrive disguised as a 21yo with that: "Did you know this is the home of the Fighting Fifth, the Eider and the Northumberland Plate?" chat-up line that never fails.

And after that it's Constitution Hill Night at Southwell!

It appears they've created a 40 grand race for him!

Walsworth is already preparing his "patter" for that: "He's a Champion Hurdler, that means he's very good at jumping hurdles. No, there aren't any hurdles tonight. He keeps falling at them lately. Yes, I know I said he's very good at jumping hurdles. He just hasn't been lately. Please don't walk away, rolling your eyes! I haven't told you about his Supreme win and the comparisons with Golden Cygnet yet!"
 

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