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Feet of a Dancer will run well in the Pertemps final.

Are you suggesting that the emperor is wearing no clothes?

Referee!! Surely it should be a penalty and automatic red card for mentioning f**t racing ten days before the holiest of holies begins?

But weren't you a tailor?

I heard William Munny killed him for what he did to Ned.

I try operate on the principle that nobody has the right not to be offended. As such I only have one forumite on 'ignore' - An Capall - a prince among the chicken spankers. Happily I won't see the shyte he posts in reply to this sage contribution.

I approached the librarian today and asked if I could borrow that new book about small penises. "It isn't in yet." "Yep. That's the one. "

Sorry to hear of your loss.

As the originator of this post, a couple of points in clarification. Even as a small 'r' republican I think if I were a British citizen that I would be in favour of retaining the monarchy by about 52-48%. It's principal value as I see it is (generally speaking) that it acts as a 'cross-cut'...

It's not necessarily always 'either-or.' It can be 'and-and' too. Both positions can be true at the same time.

Very well chosen word in your case, Troods.

I went for a Cheeky Girls selection on shuffle for yesterday's park run. Great to reacquaint with the old classics, particularly 'Cheeky Song.' (Touch my Bum).

This went onto my chalkboard too for the same race. Good to see Henry's form begin to wiggle upwards at the right time too.

I thought it over-zealous stewarding too Outsider. It looked awful but the horse is well known to be a hound. On a human level, the trainer and jockey only buried their wife/mother last week. I know that this shouldn't matter, but find it does somehow.

I'm neither a voter nor a citizen of the UK, so this is an outside view on something which may be none of my business. But I've been jolted on several occasions today by the many clearly rehearsed and performatively executed curtsies to Queen Camilla (totally decent egg, btw) at Ascot. I know...

Dream.

I bet in low stakes and infrequently which means that triumph and disaster aren't too much different to me or my mood and financial stability. I deal with non-triers on the basis that next time something will be strangled that will benefit me. Fools paradise I know, but it gets me through the night.

'Loves Got a Hold on Me' - Dollar.

Making Your Mind Up - Bucks Fizz.

On Danny's points. I think there are a several drivers involved in the points he makes. Firstly, we are dying off. (Alan, Brian H, Merlin and Danny's examples among others), or getting older and as with any older cohort, grumpy, intolerant, impatient and inflexible. Additionally, when I first...