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If he could put a hoof on your Caps lock whilst he's at it that'd be grand.

On my way to put his windows through as we speak. You can take the lad out of the council estate but you can't take the council estate out of the lad.

Do the red trouser brigade have some sort of game going on when they name their first born daughters or something ? What sort of bloody names are Tik and Tiggy ? Have they never heard of options like Sarah, Anne and Jane ?

Unexpected yet Fabulous!

Its always half the story with you 🤨. What sauce ? When it comes to chicken skewers I'm always torn between a mint ratia or a hot sauce. It could be that Uncle smart arses cooking skills have reached the levels where to add sauce is a sin, if so then I apologise. I look forward to your next...

I find it strange you feel the need to apologise when one gets beat Dave. Its gotta be the norm to have losers and losing runs. If people are following your bets and betting them for themselves then its all about the long run and its their choice to do so. I'm sure you'll turn a profit over the...

Some great pics Gordon who's the JinnyJ imposter ?

Hadn't been paying much attention but 6 out of 7 is some going mate. Top bombing.

Quick question regards surfaces and AW form translating to turf. A friend of mine told me once that the underlay of Ascot turf course makes it react like a synthetic track. In fact he just reffered to Ascot as another All weather track. I never really doubted what he said as he had some decent...

Ah the old process of elimination. You see at least we know what horses Mullins won't be winning the handicaps with. We've narrowed it down to just the rest of his yard.

Avada Kedavra !

😂 great save.

I'd put a date on that thread title before "you know who" turns up and I'm not talking about Lord Voldemort.

I've often found that where you source data from is a lot less important than how you interperet it. There's a hell of a lot to be said for logic, common sense and the ability to read what's going on in a race well. Also importantly stay away from hype. If you find your saying things that 99%...

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Corinthians 10:13 is just a downright lie at this point.

Excuse me Dave as you may not understand the customs at Talking horses so please allow me, Slim GET OFF HIS f$%^ing THREAD!

Glad to see you're giving this a go in blog format Dave. It's a fairly bold thing to do is put it all down in plain sight, no smoke and mirrors just plain bets and results. There can be no bullshit that way. For me it'll be nice to see someone who knows how to use speed ratings and sectionals...

Don't know how much rain fell during racing yesterday between the novice race and the William Hill handicap hurdle but Sober Glory was over 4 seconds faster than Tutti. To suggest its anything like a Champion hurdle horse off the back of that is also poppycock ( what a beautiful replacement...

Bloody hell these plots of Skeltons what a crooked fella .....I saw how that aptly name one that couldn't get beat today pulled up to go with the rest of them from this season. The only one you need to worry about is Panic Attack with form figures of 111 last 3 runs, hidden in plain sight.