1% For A Headache !

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From BBC News

A system giving students extra marks if they have suffered personal trauma is being defended by an exams authority.
GCSE and A-level pupils in England are given 5% more if a parent dies close to exam day or 4% for a distant relative.

They get 2% more if a pet dies or 1% if they get a headache. Critics say the system panders to an "excuse for everything" attitude.

But the Assessment and Qualifications Alliance (AQA) says taking such events into consideration is "nothing new".


The guidelines are set out by the Joint Council for Qualifications (JCQ), which represents England's three main exam authorities, including the AQA.

'Nothing new'

AQA public affairs manager Claire Ellis said the system was an attempt to quantify the sorts of circumstances which would merit special consideration and ensure consistency across the various exam boards.

Type of trauma and % added
Recent death of parent or close relative - 5%
Recent death of distant family member - 4%
Witness to distressing event on day of exam - 3%
Hay fever - 2%
Death of family pet on day of exam - 2%
Pet dies day before exam - 1%
Headache - 1%

She said: "The number of extra marks available are actually rather small, and in most cases they do not change the final grade.

"However, they are a way of compensating a candidate who has been genuinely adversely affected by a situation beyond their control."

She added: "The applications will still go through the schools and colleges, who will be close to the candidates and have knowledge of their home circumstances.

"And a degree of proof will still be required. For example, in the case of illness, which makes up 85% of special consideration applications, a GP's letter may be required."

'Deal with it'

However, the scheme has not gone down well with pressure group Campaign for Real Education.

Chairman Nick Seaton said: "This panders to the growing attitude in society that there is an excuse for everything.

"Youngsters should realise that bad things happen in life and it is important to deal with them.

"Of course, there are circumstances when a pupil might be particularly distressed and a teacher can scribble a note on the exam paper, as happened in the past.

"But formalising and quantifying excuses in this way sends out the wrong message."
 
Dear Ms or Mrs Ellis,

Following my 33% mark in my A-Level French, I would be grateful if you would take the following adverse circumstances into consideration in reconsidering my assessment.

On the day of the exam I was suffering from a headache brought about by having to study the day before, the very day on which Gerry, my beloved Gerbil, passed away; as if that wasn't bad enough, Gerry's mate Gerrie died of broken heart the next morning. I decided to bury them together in the garden, but digging the grave disturbed the lawn, triggering a bout of hay fever. My sneezing caused my baby brother to wet himself, which we all found most distressing, especially on top of the recent news of the death of Great Aunt Hilda in New South Wales, which saw off Grandma Matilda whose dicky ticker couldn't bear any more.

I trust you will understand that this unfortunate accumulation of circumstances was the reason for my poor performance and I trust my mark will be adjusted upwards by the appropriate 18% to reflect my true ability.

Yours sincerely,

Watty Loder-Keich.
 
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Oooh, can we have pay rises adjusted according to the strains of daily life, please, please?

Tube/bus/train unavailable or very, very late: 1% with stress weighting allowance

Row with spouse/partner/neighbour/traffic warden: 2% and free Anger Management Course on full pay

Screaming baby/bolshie kid/pregnant teeny: 5% plus free nanny for a month/counselling and brat camp/£500 Mothercare vouchers to help the financial burden

Divorce/patrimony suit/partner's fling: 10% and free lawyer's services, counselling, and private medical care for subsequent depression...
 
In the manner of Lady Bracknell, "A headache????!!!!"

Dear God.

I'm studying for professional qualifications in my own time at the moment, while holding down a full time job, and the stuff I have to deal with is a lot worse than a poxy headache. Do I get any allowances? No. And I wouldn't ask.

For God's sake, get into the real world!!!
 
I'm not aware of an official spelling. It's often written 'keech' but I thought it might be open to mispronunciation.
 
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