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Thanks Krizon

But looking in the mirror is difficult these days because of my moustache. That and I won't feel comfortable calling myself a non smoker until my cilia starts working again. The lung custard still needs help from force 5 coughs to get to my mouth.

Thanks also for giving me alternative ways to end my life prematurely. Unfortunately, obesity is a long way off since I barely weigh in at 9 stone soaking wet and as much as I want to choose death by alcoholism, I fear that a drink would get me smoking again

I'm thinking about learning how to bake, then eventually becoming a paranoid scizophrenic before topping myself in a nice tory cabinet minister kind of way. (Nitrate soaked orange, womans leggings, that sort of gig) Or I could get married whatever's quicker.

<blockquote data-quote="Brave Inca" data-source="post: 2070869" data-attributes="member: 65282">Thanks KrizonBut looking in the mirror is difficult these days because of my moustache. That and I won&#039;t feel comfortable calling myself a non smoker until my cilia starts working again. The lung custard still needs help from force 5 coughs to get to my mouth.Thanks also for giving me alternative ways to end my life prematurely. Unfortunately, obesity is a long way off since I barely weigh in at 9 stone soaking wet and as much as I want to choose death by alcoholism, I fear that a drink would get me smoking again <img src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/8.0/png/unicode/64/1f641.png" class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" width="64" height="64" alt=":(" title="Frown&nbsp; &nbsp; :("&nbsp; data-smilie="3"data-shortname=":(" />I&#039;m thinking about learning how to bake, then eventually becoming a paranoid scizophrenic before topping myself in a nice tory cabinet minister kind of way. (Nitrate soaked orange, womans leggings, that sort of gig) Or I could get married whatever&#039;s quicker.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Brave Inca, post: 2070869, member: 65282"] Thanks Krizon But looking in the mirror is difficult these days because of my moustache. That and I won't feel comfortable calling myself a non smoker until my cilia starts working again. The lung custard still needs help from force 5 coughs to get to my mouth. Thanks also for giving me alternative ways to end my life prematurely. Unfortunately, obesity is a long way off since I barely weigh in at 9 stone soaking wet and as much as I want to choose death by alcoholism, I fear that a drink would get me smoking again :( I'm thinking about learning how to bake, then eventually becoming a paranoid scizophrenic before topping myself in a nice tory cabinet minister kind of way. (Nitrate soaked orange, womans leggings, that sort of gig) Or I could get married whatever's quicker. [/QUOTE]

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