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Look, BRAVE INCA, if you turn out to be a mere human all along, and have just been spoofing this forum that you're a horse, I for one am going to be mighty angry, and deeply, deeply disappointed in your cruel deception. I am an elderly spinster, living in a tiny hovel among distressed gentlefolk, and the most exciting thing to have happened to me in years is to have found a genuine talking horse on here.

Now, look, I just don't think you've really been smoking, have you? How would your hooves manage to scratch those matches into flame, or use a lighter? I think you're just being a little bit naughty in pretending you've been smoking, and while I've played along with the game, I think it's time for you to get back onto the oats and bran, and leave the noxious weed to silly humans. Do you like Polos? I will send you a box of them, since you may be bored, and can harmlessly indulge in a little pleasant indoor sucking.

<blockquote data-quote="krizon" data-source="post: 2070873" data-attributes="member: 64950">Look, BRAVE INCA, if you turn out to be a mere human all along, and have just been spoofing this forum that you&#039;re a horse, I for one am going to be mighty angry, and deeply, deeply disappointed in your cruel deception.&nbsp; I am an elderly spinster, living in a tiny hovel among distressed gentlefolk, and the most exciting thing to have happened to me in years is to have found a genuine talking horse on here.&nbsp; Now, look, I just don&#039;t think you&#039;ve really been smoking, have you?&nbsp; How would your hooves manage to scratch those matches into flame, or use a lighter?&nbsp; I think you&#039;re just being a little bit naughty in pretending you&#039;ve been smoking, and while I&#039;ve played along with the game, I think it&#039;s time for you to get back onto the oats and bran, and leave the noxious weed to silly humans.&nbsp; Do you like Polos?&nbsp; I will send you a box of them, since you may be bored, and can harmlessly indulge in a little pleasant indoor sucking.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="krizon, post: 2070873, member: 64950"] Look, BRAVE INCA, if you turn out to be a mere human all along, and have just been spoofing this forum that you're a horse, I for one am going to be mighty angry, and deeply, deeply disappointed in your cruel deception. I am an elderly spinster, living in a tiny hovel among distressed gentlefolk, and the most exciting thing to have happened to me in years is to have found a genuine talking horse on here. Now, look, I just don't think you've really been smoking, have you? How would your hooves manage to scratch those matches into flame, or use a lighter? I think you're just being a little bit naughty in pretending you've been smoking, and while I've played along with the game, I think it's time for you to get back onto the oats and bran, and leave the noxious weed to silly humans. Do you like Polos? I will send you a box of them, since you may be bored, and can harmlessly indulge in a little pleasant indoor sucking. [/QUOTE]

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