A Festive Ditty For You...

krizon

krizon

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Visited the old Mum today in the nursing home, when she suddenly burst out with this festive little number, which I think some of you may enjoy:

'Twas Christmas night in the Palace,
And all around was fair,
With the beautiful Palace ladies
Brushing their long, black hair;
The eunuchs stood to attention
As the Sultan strode through the halls -
He said, "What do you want for Christmas, lads?"
And they all shouted "Balls!"
 
Good on her! Can't imagine my Auntie Jill aged 102 doing that, but she'd probably titter if she heard it, proper tho she is. She ate a hearty lunch and drank several Bailey's. Hope I don't have to get thru that many Christmases...
 
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