A Joke For Ardross

Diamond Geezer

Diamond Geezer

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A doctor and a lawyer were chatting at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.
After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer," and then I send them a bill."

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try. The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.
 
THOUGHT JOKES need to be posted above MINE ALWAYS get MOVED THERE...... :o

Which I don't agree with as it really spoils the impact of jokes as jokes..there are some jokes that need an heading to create it as being whimisical it loses its value with no heading.... so I try to post mine accordingly but they still get moved??????
 
Well the same guy is quick enough to transfer mine and lose their impact.....
I normally would put what I thought where mundane everyday jokes in the jokes thread but when I post something that is good because its heading is part of the joke it gets put up there with the rest of them!! I don't think its anything to do with CHIPS on shoulders I doubt you'ld notice if I had one??? but......

:o whats good for the goose is also good for the gander :o

You cant have a level playing field for just some!!! you know JULES look at it logically not because of your friendship????????? ............... :rolleyes:
 
Merlin - it's got nothing to do with James or 'friendships' at all!! Strangely enough, I think I left the playground long ago...

D G started this thread specifically to have a dig at James in a pretty non-offensive sort of way and that's why it should remain where it has - there's nothing sinister or biased or anything else about it!

You have really got to stop obsessing!
 
You can just put the joke under 'jokes' and put a heading at the top of the posting, like:

THE MAN, THE PIG, AND THE DUCHESS'S KNICKERS

A man was walking across a field one day, and noticed a pig wearing a pair of beautiful frilly knickers. The man asked the pig, "How come you're wearing those fancy knickers?"

"Well," replied the pig, "I was looking for truffles and while I was snouting about, I found this naked lady with a man on top of her. I looked a bit closer, and I noticed it was the Duchess from the big house up the road, and her under-gardener. So, I thought, just for a lark, I'll take her knickers, and see how she explains that to the Duke later on."

"Oh," said the man, walking on. "That explains it - I thought they looked a bit posh for a pig to be wearing."

(End of demonstration joke with in-house heading.)

No need for a separate topic, you see.
 
:lol:

Well, I thought that was funny.

I could take it one stage (maybe more) forward but discretion has triumphed over valour :nerd:
 
Did you, DO? :blink: That's very kind of you, though I shouldn't be encouraged in trying to make up jokes. (Yes, I did make it up on the spot, as a demo - I'm sure a glorious, albeit late, career in stand-up, or at my age, sit-down comedy, is only weeks away.) Please, never let discretion get the better of you on this forum - few ever do, as it's rarely rewarded with the respect it deserves.
 
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