A Really Bad Joke! Doctor I'm In Trouble!

Merlin the Magician

Merlin the Magician

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Man: Doctor, my leg keeps talking to me.
Doc: Don't be so ridiculous man!
Leg: Lend us a fiver doc!
Man: Told ya.
Leg: How about a tenner then doc!
Doc: My God!
Leg: Eh Doc, can you spare a £20? Then.
Doc: I know your problem.
Man: What is it Doc? Please please Tell me.
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Your leg's broke!
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I'll get me coat....he he :rolleyes:
 
I enjoyed this one


An inflatable boy goes to his inflatable school and is having a really bad
day. Bored in his history lesson, he gets up and walks out. Walking down
the corridor, he sees the inflatable headmaster walking towards him and he pulls a knife out and stabs him. He runs out of the school. As he gets outside, he thinks again "I hate school" and pulls his knife out and stabs the inflatable school. He runs off to his inflatable home. Two hours later, his inflatable mum is knocking at his inflatable bedroom door with the
inflatable police. Panicking, inflatable boy pulls out the knife and stabs
himself. Later on that evening, he wakes up in an inflatable hospital and
sees the inflatable headmaster in the inflatable bed next to him. Shaking
his deflated head, more in sorrow than in anger, the headmaster gravely
intones:


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"You've let me down; you've let the school down, but worst of all, you've
let yourself down".
 
Sorry I just had to post this, I larfed!!! at it ...not at its contents as such, but the thought that someone could write/pen something so stupid or maybe it just came from a kids comic strip Dandy or Beano seem odds on, or a xmas cracker? (its a cracker its the way I tell um!!) :lol: :lol: :lol:

they will get better?? I hope................ :lol:
 
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