A Short Thread About Killing

Honest Tom

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The E. Dead Group favour premature burial
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. What is your favourite method of despatch?
 
Isn't that KLUMP? I'm sure I heard the late, lovely, and lyrical Madeline Kahn referring to 'verklump' in her 'I'm Tired' vaudeville song in 'Blazing Saddles'. I think we should be told.

I wish to be fired towards the Moon, while still compos mentis enough to enjoy the view, but exploding in a cascade of pretty stars on impact. I thank you.
 
I once saw on a programme that if you inject just a tiny amount of air into a vein you can kill someone. Surely that's a fairly foolproof way of doing away with ones nearest and dearest and getting away with it?
 
Originally posted by krizon@Jan 9 2006, 07:11 PM
Anyone in mind in particular, Griffin? :lol: Don't tell me His Royal Grumpiness has got THAT bad?
Well I am currently not speaking to him but I hadn't thought about bumping him off just yet ;)
 
Originally posted by Griffin@Jan 9 2006, 06:31 PM
Well I am currently not speaking to him but I hadn't thought about bumping him off just yet ;)
You and me both, Griffin (although I think mine should be known as SB - or "stroppy bollocks" to his friends!) - I've always favoured cheese wire though............. :rolleyes:
 
Ah - what's he done now??? Has the Teachers-in-the-plastic-bottle run out?! Men, eh....

Hey Griff, I like yer babby dragon! Where can I get one?!
 
Originally posted by Shadow Leader@Jan 9 2006, 08:06 PM
Hey Griff, I like yer babby dragon! Where can I get one?!
I don't know if you can still get a rabbillamah but you can get yourself a fresh egg to hatch here.
 
Ok, I've changed my mind :angry: We're about to have a new kitchen fitted. We need a new oven and a new tumble dryer. I've shopped extensively (as only women can do) and chosen the ones I want. Both happen to be in the sale in Argos and by buying them there I'll save about £160. I've checked all the usual websites and Argos are definitely the cheapest. Anyway, the oven was out of stock but today they emailed me to say they'd got some more. Just went to order the lot, asked Mr GG to hand over his debit card so that I could pay for it and the twat has lost his fecking card :angy: He's searched high and lo for it and is now on the dog to the bank cancelling it :angry: So we now don't have the means to pay for the lovely new oven and tumble dryer until he gets a new card, by which time the sale will have probably ended and we'll have to pay full whack :cry:
 
Originally posted by jinnyj@Jan 9 2006, 07:42 PM
I've always favoured cheese wire though
Me too. Although mine's is a bit more elaborate.

Take person to the top of a 100ft high building. Attach a 90 ft length of cheese wire to their neck and a secure part of the building. Place one of those thingys what the fire brigade use for catching "jumpers" at the bottom of the building. Push the person off.

The E Dead group can feel free to use this if they wish.
 
Originally posted by BrianH+Jan 9 2006, 10:47 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (BrianH @ Jan 9 2006, 10:47 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Griffin@Jan 9 2006, 09:17 PM
Ok, I've changed my mind :angry: We're about to have a new kitchen fitted.
What? Instead of a baby? [/b][/quote]
:lol: No, the baby is still definitely on her way but before she pops out I've got a new kitchen and bathroom being fitted. All workmen have been told that they need to be finished before Cheltenham week. I'm not having my baby disrupt that for me so the workmen certainly can't either! :lol:
 
Originally posted by simmo+Jan 10 2006, 10:58 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (simmo @ Jan 10 2006, 10:58 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-jinnyj@Jan 9 2006, 07:42 PM
I've always favoured cheese wire though
Me too. Although mine's is a bit more elaborate.

Take person to the top of a 100ft high building. Attach a 90 ft length of cheese wire to their neck and a secure part of the building. Place one of those thingys what the fire brigade use for catching "jumpers" at the bottom of the building. Push the person off.

The E Dead group can feel free to use this if they wish. [/b][/quote]
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Too quick for The E. Dead Group simmo.
 
Quick, but delightfully nasty. Imagine the joy of the sight of the trampoline thingy as you hurtle earthwards, accelerating towards terminal velocity all the time, all brought to a swift and sudden end as the cheesewire snaps tight 10ft from safety, slicing your neck and spinal column in the same instant as the impulse reaches your still functioning brain - transmitting the certain knowledge that it is indeed, all over now.









Note: I may need to be getting out more.
 
Originally posted by simmo@Jan 10 2006, 04:19 PM
Quick, but delightfully nasty. Imagine the joy of the sight of the trampoline thingy as you hurtle earthwards, accelerating towards terminal velocity all the time, all brought to a swift and sudden end as the cheesewire snaps tight 10ft from safety, slicing your neck and spinal column in the same instant as the impulse reaches your still functioning brain - transmitting the certain knowledge that it is indeed, all over now.









Note: I may need to be getting out more.
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The E. Dead Group are always on the lookout for new members simmo.
 
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