A taxing question

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Adele is enjoying reaping the rewards from her two massively successful albums to date, but there is apparently one - somewhat predictable - aspect of her new found wealthy lifestyle that she objects to: paying her share of taxes.

"I use the NHS, I can't use public transport any more, doing what I do, I went to state school, I'm mortified to have to pay 50 per cent!," she told Q magazine recently, according to The Sun. "Trains are always late, most state schools are s--- and I've gotta give you like four million quid, are you having a laugh?"

With sales of her 2011 album '21' already double that of her 2008 debut, we should probably avoid being around the North London-born singer when she next meets with her accountant.

"When I got my tax bill in from '19' I was ready to go and buy a gun and randomly open fire," she reported.

Adele joins a long line of multi-millionaire popstars who have balked at coughing up their dues come tax time. U2 have been criticised for shifting their business interests out of Ireland to cut down on their bill, Phil Collins infamously threatened to leave the country if a Labour government upped his income tax, while The Beatles devoted an entire song -- 'Taxman' -- to moaning about making their contribution to government coffers.



Forget Ryan Giggs, it's talentless shits like this one who need taking to task. Surely she has a publicity man/woman who could have warned her, or reminded her what she was LEFT WITH after she paid less than her fair share.
 
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I particularly like the attractive side to her nature where she wouldn't mind gunning down total strangers, possibly some of them even fans of this dozy bint's. I'm sure her fans would be delighted if a 5 y.o. child was shot so that she could make her point about hating to pay tax. Brilliant role model.
 
Let's be clear on this...............Taxman Ted is a complete c*nt, and should not be defended in any way, shape or form.
 
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