A Warning Only A Girlie Could Get Away With....

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trudij

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THE HORMONE WARNING:

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month

when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in

his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common

as a driver's license in the wallet of every significant other!



DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?

SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?

SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate



DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?

SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown.

SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate



DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

SAFER: Could we be overreacting?

SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.

ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate



DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?

SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate



DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?

SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.

SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate.



Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who

might need a good Laugh! Or men who need a warning. And

remember: Money talks....But Chocolate sings



13 Things PMS Stands For



1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweatpants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

And my favorite one...

13. Potential Murder Suspect




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I reckon this esteemed forum can add to those...



DANGEROUS: Fancy a quickie?

SAFER: Are you in the mood?

SAFEST: Anything I can do to make you feel better?

ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate
 
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