Advice: Life Changing Decision

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I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up.
She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them".
I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi?
I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my g/f. I think deep downI just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her.
I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a veiw of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from Halfords and try to repair it myself?
 
Saw it posted on another forum. I had an entire reply typed out too and then I read the last bit - was a really philosophical reply too which surprised me.

Would have put it in the Jokes thread but thought it too good to waste :
 
I knew you were gay and so did your mrs, hence the affair. My suggestion would be KY jelly or vaseline as either should give the lubication back to your rusty rear wheel arch (Its code). ;)
 
Have you thought about fitting some plastic flared wheel arches to cover up the rust and at the same time give your car a bit of added style?
 
Originally posted by The Pro@Jan 23 2007, 09:05 PM
I knew you were gay and so did your mrs, hence the affair. My suggestion would be KY jelly or vaseline as either should give the lubication back to your rusty rear wheel arch (Its code). ;)
Bit homophobic that the pro.. If i were gay i would be very annoyed, and i am demanding an apology for all the gays worldwide. :brows:
 
Originally posted by del boy+Jan 24 2007, 08:07 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (del boy @ Jan 24 2007, 08:07 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-The Pro@Jan 23 2007, 09:05 PM
I knew you were gay and so did your mrs, hence the affair. My suggestion would be KY jelly or vaseline as either should give the lubication back to your rusty rear wheel arch (Its code). ;)
Bit homophobic that the pro.. If i were gay i would be very annoyed, and i am demanding an apology for all the gays worldwide. :brows: [/b][/quote]
:lol: :lol:

If you were gay ? Says it all really Rodders. Im like the john nash of gay code breaking.
 
:lol: Where have i said i don't like gays ? I think the Paul O Grady show is funny.

Tbh if you really want me all you need do is ask. ;)
 
:huh: Put the crack pipe down, my original post was meant in humour not to offend you and the rest of the gay community and how it did that i have no idea.. I always thought of you as a very nice boy.... a very very nice boy but it seems your a closet.

;)
 
More of a blue oyster bar regular myself....they are very helpful...theyl always bum you a fag if your stuck, fresh nuts daily, push in your stool for you.....its the small things that count in there....so you should fit right in!
 
:lol: :lol:

Well thats too much foreplay for me. Im not the sort to smoke in bars while eating stale peanuts.
 
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