Alcohol.......

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trudij

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Following the legislation forcing Cigarette companies to print health
warnings on tobacco products, the government has now tabled a new law to
force producers of alcohol products to print similar warnings on all
their product. Below are examples of warnings that they will have to
use.

New warning labels for liquor, wine and beer containers:

1. WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may leave you
wondering what in the world happened to
your bra and panties.

2. WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think
You are whispering when you are not.

3. WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is a major factor
In dancing like a retard.

4. WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
Tell your friends over and over again that
you love them.

5. WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
think you can sing.

6. WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
believe that ex-lovers are really dying for
you to telephone them at four in the morning.


7. WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you can logically converse with other
members of the opposite sex without spitting.


8. WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol is the leading
Cause of inexplicable rug burns on the
forehead, knees and lower back.


9. WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may create the
illusion that you are tougher, smarter,
faster and better looking than most people.


10. WARNING:
The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
Think people are laughing WITH you.
 
WARNING

The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that Birmingham is a great place to live
 
From personal experience.
11. the consumption of alcohol may cause you to propose marriage to your best mate and for her to say "yes"
 
Although I must have gone through points 2 - 10 inclusive at various stages, I can quite categorically state I've never woken up wondering what happened to my bra and panties..... B)
 
I've woken once and wondered who was next to me........ :unsure: :ph34r:


thankfully I dont know that either of us was in a fit state to have got up to anything...... :lol: B)
 
Originally posted by trudij@Nov 10 2004, 08:45 PM
thankfully I dont know that either of us was in a fit state to have got up to anything...... :lol: B)
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Where's the fun in that?? :lol:
 
theres a big element of doubt........ :blink:



but if he could have managed after the amount of drink hed had that would be SERIOUSLY impressive!!!! :lol:
 
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