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Marcus Armytage in The Telegraph
There was a time when Alice Plunkett featured so often in this column that she earned the sobriquet 'the mistress of mishap'. Incidents and accidents included a head-on car crash on the drive down to her parents' farm - the other driver was her father - and the occasion when a horse fell over some poles and, in the ensuing melee, her ear came off. The healing process included the fitting of leeches.
Alice is, of course, now married to Captain Sensible, William Fox-Pitt, who clearly keeps one hand on the tiller, and with Ollie and Thomas, her two small children, as her personal assistants, things have been going smoothly for the Channel 4 presenter.
But not that smoothly, and all it took to rekindle that old spark was a trip home to her parents, David and Celia, for the normal hectic working weekend because she was doing Channel 4 on the Saturday and had a runner at the nearby Chipping Norton point-to-point on the Sunday.
advertisementAfter a frosty night, Alice borrowed a car from her mum to nip up to the course to check it was safe to run. The boys (William - he's quite thin you know - Ollie and Tom) all stayed at home with granny because it was so cold. The pointer ran without great distinction, and after a somewhat frenetic day divided, as usual, between horses and small children, the Fox-Pitts finally got back home to Dorset.
Fast forward about three weeks. Christmas has been and gone. Alice, by now banned from driving for speeding, gets a call from her ma. "You won't believe what happened over Christmas, Alice," she said. "The car was stolen. Just checking you haven't borrowed it at all, have you?"
"No, Mum," replied Alice. "Not since the point-to-point three weeks ago." And then there was a brief silence before that tinkling sound of a penny dropping.
Celia Plunkett promptly drove the short trip to what is a point-to-point course three days a year and a working farm for the other 362 to find, randomly parked among a field of sheep, the Plunkett second-string vehicle, a white, battered Subaru - with the keys still in the ignition.
There was a time when Alice Plunkett featured so often in this column that she earned the sobriquet 'the mistress of mishap'. Incidents and accidents included a head-on car crash on the drive down to her parents' farm - the other driver was her father - and the occasion when a horse fell over some poles and, in the ensuing melee, her ear came off. The healing process included the fitting of leeches.
Alice is, of course, now married to Captain Sensible, William Fox-Pitt, who clearly keeps one hand on the tiller, and with Ollie and Thomas, her two small children, as her personal assistants, things have been going smoothly for the Channel 4 presenter.
But not that smoothly, and all it took to rekindle that old spark was a trip home to her parents, David and Celia, for the normal hectic working weekend because she was doing Channel 4 on the Saturday and had a runner at the nearby Chipping Norton point-to-point on the Sunday.
advertisementAfter a frosty night, Alice borrowed a car from her mum to nip up to the course to check it was safe to run. The boys (William - he's quite thin you know - Ollie and Tom) all stayed at home with granny because it was so cold. The pointer ran without great distinction, and after a somewhat frenetic day divided, as usual, between horses and small children, the Fox-Pitts finally got back home to Dorset.
Fast forward about three weeks. Christmas has been and gone. Alice, by now banned from driving for speeding, gets a call from her ma. "You won't believe what happened over Christmas, Alice," she said. "The car was stolen. Just checking you haven't borrowed it at all, have you?"
"No, Mum," replied Alice. "Not since the point-to-point three weeks ago." And then there was a brief silence before that tinkling sound of a penny dropping.
Celia Plunkett promptly drove the short trip to what is a point-to-point course three days a year and a working farm for the other 362 to find, randomly parked among a field of sheep, the Plunkett second-string vehicle, a white, battered Subaru - with the keys still in the ignition.