An Unusual Marriage.

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I've just read this on the BBC site:

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up".

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.

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I hope they'll be very happy together :blink:
 
In Northern Ireland they separate the Billies from the Tims.

Poor guy, you sh@g one goat and you're stuck with it for life. Where's Phil when you need a quip about Catholics?
 
There is a sheep in Wales whose married name is "the editor".
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Don't knock it, guys - he was lucky it was the goat this time. Last time it was a camel. Now, you don't want an UGLY wife, do you?

This reminds me of the Olde Joke about the British lads stationed near El-Alamein during the last world war. A new recruit arrived, and the Sergeant took him round camp, showing him the mess tent, the ablution tent, and the sleeping tents. The young chap looked quizzical, and asked Sarge what the chaps did for entertainment in the evenings. Sarge looked behind the mess tent, and pointed to a young female camel. The recruit was surprised, but, after weeks of isolation and a normal sex drive, it all became too much for him one night. He stole from the sleeping tent and, standing on a box, quickly initiated relations with the camel. Furious at having her sleep disturbed, she roared, which brought the Sarge out, fearing an attack, waving his torch. He stood horrified as the young recruit quickly withdrew and clambered off the box.

"What in God's merry name do you think you're doing with that camel?" he bellowed. The recruit stuttered, "I - I - well, well, I asked you what the chaps here did for entertainment in the evening, and I - I..." he tailed off helplessly.

"Not HER, y'damn fool! Not HER! The chaps get on her and ride into town, for Chrissakes, and find themselves a bit of skirt there!"
 
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