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I have an interview tommorrow for a well known bank . The application forms are 10 pages long and the bankruptcy /credit checks are longer :rolleyes: Anyone any advise for interviews ?
 
After being offered and accepting this contract here in Melbourne, I was given an eighteen (I kid you not) page form asking me to give details of,

all of my jobs,
all of my addresses,
my criminal record,
whether I am of Aboriginal or Torres Strait Islander descent (this question was optional)
how often I change my underpants.

As regards interview advice, if you are getting rattled, just try to imagine all of the interview panel naked.
 
As I have none of the former so they should accept me in the blink of an eye right :lol: I hate this type of interview , It's called an assesment centre , Little bit like the Big Brother house :P
 
Originally posted by Bar the Bull@Dec 15 2004, 02:07 AM
whether I am of Aboriginal or Torres Strait Islander descent (this question was optional)
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One would assume that if you answer "yes" to this little beauty you'd be shown the door pronto?!

Sol - wear a low-cut blouse, hasn't failed me yet! :lol:
 
I am amazed that Bankers didn't make it to the Arse professions contest.

Sol - if you take a job in a bank it's over between us. I will have to content myself with cleaning Merlins keyboard.
 
They failed to qualify from the pre group stages.







Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain
- and most fools do. -- Dale Carnegie
 
Originally posted by an capall@Dec 15 2004, 01:43 PM
Sol - if you take a job in a bank it's over between us. I will have to content myself with cleaning Merlins keyboard.
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An and Simmo , I think the world of banking is safe . I was'nt impressed . Good money but depressing ,bland place , horrible
 
Originally posted by solerina+Dec 15 2004, 06:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (solerina @ Dec 15 2004, 06:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-an capall@Dec 15 2004, 01:43 PM
Sol - if you take a job in a bank it's over between us. I will have to content myself with cleaning Merlins keyboard.
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An and Simmo , I think the world of banking is safe . I was'nt impressed . Good money but depressing ,bland place , horrible [/b][/quote]
An do you!! Really think you’re up to such an articulate job? Cleaning!! no doubt be promotion for you?............... :lol:

Sol... don't forget now 1+1= 2 if you fail? I will order an abacus board for you for Christmas from Santa................... :o
 
May I quote the bank in question " I am pleased to confirm that you did very well and that we were impressed with your performance " I've been offered the job .
 
Originally posted by an capall@Dec 19 2004, 09:34 PM
Solerina is probably OK for the explosives and masks Brian.
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:ph34r: :lol:
Brian and An , mission instructions to follow by carrier pidgeon
 
Thanks Ardross . Lads , we might have to rethink our mission , looks like an arch gang beat us to the 20 million this morning . ;)
 
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