Appropriate Chrissy Prezzies

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Colin Phillips

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For Merlin......................a well-thumbed copy of Lynne Truss's "Eats Shoots & Leaves"

For Honest Tom..................the biggest turkey in the world


I'm sure there will be more suggestions, won't there?
 
Ardross - a weeks work experience in Sir Marks yard - no honestly he'd really enjoy it - he's a real wine buff.

Shadow - a weeks work experience in Martin Pipe yard - so she can see he isn't really Satan reincarnated.

PDJ - a medal - obviously
 
Jinnyj: the most stunning, precocious, brilliant yearling she can do all her own way, and really show off with!

BrianH and IanR: GREAT BENEFIT managing a gallant third

Julie and others connected: seeing ONE ALONE back on a racecourse before 2009

Maurice: lots of laughs and a year of extreme silliness (NO, Mo, you are NOT to start rating the levels of silliness!)

PDJ: a new job in a new place and a new phase in life (yes! That job as a warden with Battersea Dogs' Home IS coming your way!)

Dom: 4,597 bottles of vodka

Ardross: visiting, and retrieving your violently lime-green Koolbag (with contents intact, I may add!)

Solerina: more wins - and preferably sharing those hot tips BEFORE you tell me how much you've won with them, yer wee besom!

Euronymous: a year's supply of leather polish and some new chains

Honest Tom: opening your very own veggie-burger shop

Kathy: peace and quiet in 2006

Melendez: lots more things to tickle your funny bone, then ours

Colin: well-behaved forumites, no more trolls, lots of nice new members
 
:lol: God, yes, can you imagine the roasting he'd get every morning!

Dims: a year's supply of film, to keep the lovely pictures rolling in (a bit selfish, as we benefit from them!)
 
:shy: :shy: Eeow! One apologises for such fuddy-duddiness! Well, in that case, I suppose you'd better just have an Annual Membership for Chelters, then!
 
:lol: :lol: Great - can I play with Ray Stevenson ('Rome', tonight seen butt-nekkid, pleasuring Cleopatra) on it when I've come round?
 
Relkeel- some aftershave

Gearoid - a guide to the secondary girls schools of Ireland

Shadow Leader - an RSPCA calendar

PDJ- a case of Sancerre

Krizon - a case of Blossom Hill

Songsheet- the rest of Somerset ( after all she owns most of it already )
 
RHillsIsGod - A jockeycam recording of all his non front running rides
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Feel free to donate the case in advance of Proclamation spanking Soviet Song next season, James!!
 
Ardross - you don't honestly think I'm going to take a bottle with a label stating "Buy One - Get Two Free" from Lidl's to Julie's, do you? Really! h:)
 
SL A new soap box.

PDJ Ear plugs

Krizon A school Prefect's badge.

LordH A return ticket to TH.

Relkeel A set of scales that accommodate size 14 feet.

Ardross A replacement 'Delete' button for his computer.

jinnyj A 'Most attractive female flat Trainer 2005' award.

Maurice Copy of 'Hitch hiker's Guide to Places to stay near British Racecourses'

Gearoid A month's supply of condoms(144) and 30 'day after' pills.
 
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