Arse Cup

an capall

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My misguided sense of fun seems to have set one off here today. I apologise for any unmeant offence. I won't be around for a while. Happy Christmas all and see you in 2005.
 
I thought it was funny (but I liked the muff and wank, oops, wink threads too), though I'm now in therapy due to the underwhelming amount of support for me. My resolutions for 2005 are to be much more pompous, self-righteous, humourless, and fixated on bringing Banded AW racing to everyone's notice all the time. If I don't win Arse 2005 I'll eat Swirly's boiled head with raw onions and mushy peas.
 
I dont mind taking the cup, i think im an arse and dont know whether to be pleased or disapointed that i was'nt in the competition.
 
The Arse Cup was a great idea, only of course it had to get a bit too personal and needless to say, one or two of the contestants weren't too happy at being selected...
 
I don't think that a proper Arse Cup would have been a problem, had it been run with the right intentions.
 
Ah, so there's a ''proper'' Arse Cup and an ''improper'' Arse Cup - such are the subtle nuances and distinctions of the amusing clinical insanity on offer here in this excellently eccentric neck of the woods. :lol: B)
 
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