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The best fashion pundit I've ever seen is the Arsemaster General himself. He turns fashion commentary into a letcherous art form the likes of which can leave no one in any doubt who the true king of arse is. I know I posted a critique of his performance at Chester a few years ago, so won't re-produce it, but I swear I came dangerously close to ringing the police and trying to have him arrested before he committed some indecent act.

I wish to put a hopeful (but 99.9% futile I realise) plea out. If this classic 'out take' exists in Channel 4's (arse)chive? would it be possible to track it down and have it posted up some how? Does anyone have a media contact as I doubt its the sort of thing CH4 would let out into public domain otherwise. It would be the central piece of evidence in any trial and all those who doubt Thommo's true credentials would capitulate instantly when confronted with the gravity of this sustained attack of letcherous arseness. If you thought he was bad the way he honed in on Hendersons daughter at Sandown, that performance has got nothing on this.

I distinctly remember him interviewing the following Saturday (I think it was Barry Hills at Newmarket). Dear old Barry didn't answer Thommo's question, (so impressed had he been by Thommos arse performance). His first reply was "I'm surprised they've let you out again with a microphone Derek, after your performance outside the ladies at Chester on Wednesday". That's the mark of a true arse you see. One whose still talked about, both feared and reveared in equal quantity long after the arse moment has passed

<blockquote data-quote="Warbler" data-source="post: 2060771" data-attributes="member: 65228">The best fashion pundit I&#039;ve ever seen is the Arsemaster General himself. He turns fashion commentary into a letcherous art form the likes of which can leave no one in any doubt who the true king of arse is. I know I posted a critique of his performance at Chester a few years ago, so won&#039;t re-produce it, but I swear I came dangerously close to ringing the police and trying to have him arrested before he committed some indecent act.I wish to put a hopeful (but 99.9% futile I realise) plea out. If this classic &#039;out take&#039; exists in Channel 4&#039;s (arse)chive? would it be possible to track it down and have it posted up some how? Does anyone have a media contact as I doubt its the sort of thing CH4 would let out into public domain otherwise. It would be the central piece of evidence in any trial and all those who doubt Thommo&#039;s true credentials would capitulate instantly when confronted with the gravity of this sustained attack of letcherous arseness. If you thought he was bad the way he honed in on Hendersons daughter at Sandown, that performance has got nothing on this. I distinctly remember him interviewing the following Saturday (I think it was Barry Hills at Newmarket). Dear old Barry didn&#039;t answer Thommo&#039;s question, (so impressed had he been by Thommos arse performance). His first reply was &quot;I&#039;m surprised they&#039;ve let you out again with a microphone Derek, after your performance outside the ladies at Chester on Wednesday&quot;. That&#039;s the mark of a true arse you see. One whose still talked about, both feared and reveared in equal quantity long after the arse moment has passed</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Warbler, post: 2060771, member: 65228"] The best fashion pundit I've ever seen is the Arsemaster General himself. He turns fashion commentary into a letcherous art form the likes of which can leave no one in any doubt who the true king of arse is. I know I posted a critique of his performance at Chester a few years ago, so won't re-produce it, but I swear I came dangerously close to ringing the police and trying to have him arrested before he committed some indecent act. I wish to put a hopeful (but 99.9% futile I realise) plea out. If this classic 'out take' exists in Channel 4's (arse)chive? would it be possible to track it down and have it posted up some how? Does anyone have a media contact as I doubt its the sort of thing CH4 would let out into public domain otherwise. It would be the central piece of evidence in any trial and all those who doubt Thommo's true credentials would capitulate instantly when confronted with the gravity of this sustained attack of letcherous arseness. If you thought he was bad the way he honed in on Hendersons daughter at Sandown, that performance has got nothing on this. I distinctly remember him interviewing the following Saturday (I think it was Barry Hills at Newmarket). Dear old Barry didn't answer Thommo's question, (so impressed had he been by Thommos arse performance). His first reply was "I'm surprised they've let you out again with a microphone Derek, after your performance outside the ladies at Chester on Wednesday". That's the mark of a true arse you see. One whose still talked about, both feared and reveared in equal quantity long after the arse moment has passed [/QUOTE]

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