Arse Professions Cup - 2nd Quarter Final

Who is the most arse?

  • Lawyers and Solicitors

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Journalists

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    0
Shit, this is a very tough call.

I need some form pointers from someone.
 
I think that they're similar in a way, but Journalists tend to end up pretty drunk and twisted whereas lawyers just end up pretty drunk.
 
The lawyers get my vote for two reasons.

1. The existence of Barristers. They are not needed. A solicitor should be able to bring a case to trial. What is wrong with Petroccelli (sp?)? Private Detective, Councellor, Solicitor and Barrister all in one.

2. Anyone I know that went on to do law in University started talking funny within six months. The marbles in the mouth syndrome. And laughing with inappropriate force.
 
I don't have a real problem with either profession so how do I vote? :rolleyes:
I decided to go on personal experience of those that I know who work in those areas, or have done in the past.

My conclusion is:-
I once thought Ardross was an arse, but I have changed my view (until the next time he deletes one of my threads!! :D ) and Ian Davies (sort of ex sort of Journo) was once an arse, and he also has turned out to be a sort of likeable bloke at times..

Help! :blink: :blink:

Should I just abstain perhaps? B)
 
Originally posted by Kathy@Dec 9 2004, 05:42 PM
Ian Davies (sort of ex sort of Journo) was once an arse, and he also has turned out to be a sort of likeable bloke at times..
Click to expand...
Oi, I resemble that remark! :lol:

I could dream up my own appraisal of La Kathy, but hey, we're getting along nowadays, so why rock the boat? :lol: B)

Having obtained a Law degree, I guess I might have been a tenth-rate solicitor but, not wanting to die of boredom by the age of 22, I become a racing journalist instead, so I've had a taste of both.

Journalism is definitely the more ''arse'' profession - don't let Ardross's rantings (only joking, old chap) fool you, you do have to have a brain to be a half-decent lawyer. :lol:
 
I'd have to say my vote is going to journalists.

There are a good few honest journalists whose views I respect.

But it's mostly just mindless leeches who seek any old gossip to make money.
 
More votes needed here. Don't be too sure EXACTLY which words that I'll put into the penalty shoot out Google.
 
The moderators have left the doors open. The polling booth is closed. Get the hell outta here!!! Go on...scarper!!!
 
There should have been extra time before we went to penalties, or googlies, or whatever they're bloody called,

This result is about as valid as the 2000 Presidential Election,

Why don't we have the Arse Election Cup next? Whose the most arse at running fair and free votes?

I price it up as

Terry 7/4
Katherine Harris 2/1
Leonid Kuchma 100/30
 
:D

Dan, an Arse Cup with three competitors would be truly arse!

In fact you were originally entered in the first Arse Cup but were excluded following an appeal. As for my own arseness, the rules clearly stated that polling closed at midday. I then conducted a completely unbiased and fair 'shootout' via Google, and the journos won.

So you are still in.
 
Back
Top