Arse Professions Cup - 2nd Semi Final

[terry]

This should be a cracker.

Both teams are arse but in very different ways.

Is the type of arseness that you come across every day more arse than the 'one off' acts of arseness of the builders and tradesmen??

 

[cricketfan]

Builders for me. At least cabbies only try to rip you off when you're pissed.

 

[Songsheet]

Hmm, don't get to use cabbies or buses around here and I've my builders meant to be arriving here at 11 to make good something they should have built right two years ago....

No contest for me, really!

 

[PDJ]

After being quoted 3 grand for a job a while back by cowboys here in brum, it has to be builders.

 

[simmo]

No way, you fools, bus drivers belong in hell.

Here's yet another example - from Saturday evening.

Simmo's missus: "How much is a ticket to Charing Cross?"
Bus Driver: "Unngh"
Simmo's missus: "How much for Charing Cross?"
Bus Driver: "WHIT?"
Simmo's missus: "Charing Cross? How much?"
Bus Driver: (after loud exhalation and turning head away) "Pnnnnn"
Simmo's missus "How much?"
Bus Driver: "POUND!"

Next Passenger: "Do you go to Victoria Rd?"
Bus Driver: "38"
Next passenger: "How much?"
Bus Driver: "JESUS CHRIST! I don't go to Victoria Rd, get off my bus"

How rude and ARSE is that. This chap kept it up all the way to Charing Cross, including hanging out of the window and shouting abuse at drivers who had dared to try and use the same stretch of road as him.

You know it makes sense - VOTE BUS DRIVERS.

 

[PDJ]

Simmo, if I could vote for both, I would do but sadly builders are more arse.

 

[terry]

Are we done at 9-7???

 

[simmo]

OH YES - THE BUS DRIVERS SWOOPING THROUGH AT THE LAST MINUTE TO TAKE THE LEAD.

Close it now Terry, close it now.

 

[terry]

OK Taxis and Buses win 11-10.

 

[Ardross]

Oh no they don't builders are not merely the most arse but they insist on showing their arses as well

 

[Melendez]

OK Taxis and Buses win 11-10.

Oh no they don't!

 

[Songsheet]

Have closed both semi final topics