B&q

[trudij]

This was a letter received by the customer services department in B&Q:
Dear Sir/Madam

My congratulations to you on getting a yacht to leave the UK on 28th
November 2004, sail 27,354 miles around the world and arrive back 72
days later.

Could you please let me know when the kitchen I ordered 96 days ago
will
be arriving from your warehouse 13 miles away?

Yours Sincerely

John Roberts

 

[Joe]

:lol: :lol:

 

[Diamond Geezer]

Trud you obviously haven't read the Ellen Macarthur thread

 

[trudij]

Got to page 2 i think - then got bored...... :shy: