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Walked into Ulster Bank a few minutes ago to lodge €2k into an account I use predomiemtly for punting. My account balance was €0. The cashier asked would I like to go into an office for a 'customer review'. I declined as it I feel like a convict when the usual pompous bank manager goes through your statements and sees you're punting. They usually just try to flog you life cover. I can only presume if your balance stays above €500 for a month or two the message goes on your account.
 
Anyone bringing 2k cash into an Irish Bank these days is automatically entitled to a blowjob from a cashier....3k and you can even get one off a female cashier :blink:
 
You boys are some craic. I'll hold off on the meeting until I'm lodging 20 BAGS in January.
 
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