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Gearoid; you are a genius. What can I say? It seems you don't need our help.

For what it's worth, though, here's a spot more advice. Now is the time to kick on. I confidently predict that you will have her in the sack by Cheltenham. If she's not into letting you buy her flash gifts, arrange a really cheap and cheerful night with her. Maybe something like 12 Dutch Gold, a 43 with fried rice and a Bill Murray video for just the two of you.

Tell her you wanted to do something nice, just the two of ye, but you know she wouldn't like the taxi, flash restaurant, steak the size of a toilet seat and pricey Bordeaux. Get her onto the couch once she's scoffed her Chop Suey and guzzled her Dutch, tell her you think she's great craic and that she's becoming your best friend and then start rubbing her toes.

Bob's yer uncle. Hopefully she'll have your langer out before you can say Jack Robinson.

<blockquote data-quote="Bar the Bull" data-source="post: 2037738" data-attributes="member: 64931">Gearoid; you are a genius.&nbsp; What can I say?&nbsp; It seems you don&#039;t need our help.For what it&#039;s worth, though, here&#039;s a spot more advice.&nbsp; Now is the time to kick on.&nbsp; I confidently predict that you will have her in the sack by Cheltenham.&nbsp; If she&#039;s not into letting you buy her flash gifts, arrange a really cheap and cheerful night with her.&nbsp; Maybe something like 12 Dutch Gold, a 43 with fried rice and a Bill Murray video for just the two of you.Tell her you wanted to do something nice, just the two of ye, but you know she wouldn&#039;t like the taxi, flash restaurant, steak the size of a toilet seat and pricey Bordeaux.&nbsp; Get her onto the couch once she&#039;s scoffed her Chop Suey and guzzled her Dutch, tell her you think she&#039;s great craic and that she&#039;s becoming your best friend and then start rubbing her toes.Bob&#039;s yer uncle.&nbsp; Hopefully she&#039;ll have your langer out before you can say Jack Robinson.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Bar the Bull, post: 2037738, member: 64931"] Gearoid; you are a genius. What can I say? It seems you don't need our help. For what it's worth, though, here's a spot more advice. Now is the time to kick on. I confidently predict that you will have her in the sack by Cheltenham. If she's not into letting you buy her flash gifts, arrange a really cheap and cheerful night with her. Maybe something like 12 Dutch Gold, a 43 with fried rice and a Bill Murray video for just the two of you. Tell her you wanted to do something nice, just the two of ye, but you know she wouldn't like the taxi, flash restaurant, steak the size of a toilet seat and pricey Bordeaux. Get her onto the couch once she's scoffed her Chop Suey and guzzled her Dutch, tell her you think she's great craic and that she's becoming your best friend and then start rubbing her toes. Bob's yer uncle. Hopefully she'll have your langer out before you can say Jack Robinson. [/QUOTE]

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