Blowing Trumpet Time

[PDJ]

This is total self-aggrandisement and I don't care!!

My school has just gained its first EVER GCSE French Grade As and guess who taught them? That's right. Me B) B)

For those who don't know the level of results at my school, we scored 27% 5A*-C passes and that is our best ever. That gives you an idea of the level at my school. Words cannot explain how happy I am at the moment and I want everyone to know.

 

[Diamond Geezer]

Bien joué

 

[krizon]

C'est fantastique - non, c'est incroyable, cher Professeur! Vraiment, depuis les ordures a les etoiles!

 

[PDJ]

Those translation engines will get you every time :lol: :lol:

 

[Desert Orchid]

Well done to both PDJ and his charges. It's a great feeling when you know you've helped youngsters go beyond expectations. I had one student this year whose only pass in five exams was a 'B' in the subject I taught her from scratch on half the normal time allocation.

 

[PDJ]

It really does make the job worthwhile, I agree, Dessie. You should be very proud too.

 

[rumoursabound]

Coup De Grass

Velly Welly Donelly

 

[BrianH]

Bonnet de douche, Rodney

 

[PDJ]

merci buckets.

 

[Songsheet]

Very well done, mon brave...

 

[Griffin]

C'est tres bien mon ami *scuttles off to ask ex-languages head of year Father-in-law if that's spelt correctly*

 

[Merlin the Magician]

CONDOMS.........its the only French word I know..... or were they not once known as French letters!!!!!!................. :lol: :lol: oh I know another.. PREMIER.. means number one???? I think??

Well done PEE excellent bit of tutoring.........and I bet your proud???

 

[jinnyj]

Congrats, Paul - having heard the horror stories from your school, I am not suprised you are chuffed. Well done!

 

[Cajosolu]

Good man

 

[Phil Waters]

tray B N

 

[DIVER]

Thez nowt wrang wi blowin yer aan trumpet kid, cos offen ne bugga else will. Yer did weel, PDJ.

 

[Ted]

My boy came home from school and told me he got 7 B's in his exams and I told him that was cr@p. I thought everyone got A* nowadays?

 

[Dave G]

Good stuff Paul, well done all round.

 

[Maurice]

Originally posted by Ted@Aug 30 2005, 08:28 AM
My boy came home from school and told me he got 7 B's in his exams and I told him that was cr@p. I thought everyone got A* nowadays?

:lol:

Quite right, Ted! Did he get the results by mobile?

 

[Ted]

No, his mobile went off in the geography exam and the silly ferker only got a D in that.

Still I suppose I shouldn't be too harsh since I never took one single poxy exam and it hasn't done me any harm.
I more or less bunked off for about 80% of my last 2 years at school, but I did manage to be there for the English and Maths mock exams.
I absolutely hacked up in the English one with 98% correct, and you wouldn't have done your money if you put me in your placepot for the maths one as well :lol:
My mate told me they announced my name in assembly and said how I won pulling a cart. The headmaster pointed out that this more amazing than usual since I was never there. :lol:

It's all gone wrong since then mind.

 

[Shadow Leader]

Well done honey, great stuff.

 

[Relkeel]

Birmingham Exam Board - GCSE French

May 2005

Answer all questions.


1) Describe your French teacher.

M. Jones est un bon professeur, sauf que le parfum qu'il porte des marques il odeur comme un homosexuel.

etc.

 

[PDJ]

Translation websites are rubbish. When will people learn??!!!

 

[Relkeel]

Well, not all of us were lucky enough to be taught French by you.

 

[PDJ]

let alone personal hygeine....