Caption Time

[Euronymous]

 

[betsmate]

Guy on right: "If you don't tell her that that's another girl THEN I WILL!"

 

[krizon]

:lol: :lol:

Guard on left: "No, they're getting better, I'm sure of it, thanks to re-training with Beloved Leader's Handbook on Correct Kissing Technique."

 

[BrianH]

"I saw this in a film. What happens next is x x x x x x x x "

(censored to protect our more innocent members)

 

[Songsheet]

Guard on right to girls:

"Ah so - more Mao - less tongue.... "

 

[krizon]

That is probably the worst pun on here, EVER, Julie... off to the barns with you!

 

[DIVER]

"Does Right Guard turn you on?"

 

[krizon]

Guard on left: "Look, they're going to demonstrate one more time, then that's it. If you can't get the tongues bit right with Wing Po, you may as well give up."

 

[BrianH]

"Chinese? After you've had one you're satisfied for a while, but after about forty minutes you fancy another one."

 

[Desert Orchid]

The guy on the left to the other guy:

"Don't even think about it!!"

 

[Diminuendo]

Guy on right.... My God, look at the effect that is having on your hat!'

 

[Maruco]

It's a family snap. Mao Tse Tung in the picture above and his twin grandaughters Dun Tung and Lik Tung holding up the family tradition!

 

[Diminuendo]

Ah and I thought the one on the right was called Flik Wan In.

 

[Merlin the Magician]

TUNG IN CHEEK CONFRONTATION??????

 

[BrianH]

First soldier: "I can't stand here watching this, I'm going back to Wan King."

 

[krizon]

Dims: :lol: :lol: "Chinese Election Made Pubric!"

 

[Diamond Geezer]

"No Lee, they are not Siamese twins"