Celine Dion

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Celine Dion, who has the capacity to pull the most grotesque faces, has now taken to standing with her legs way too far apart, playing air guitar.

Someone stop her please.
 
Is she still on the go? :what: I thought she'd disappeared into obscurity. I'd even go as far as saying that she's worse than Mariah Carey.
 
Sadly she is.
It's a good job my father isn't very computer literate as he won't have a bad word said against her.
Safe to say I take a great deal of pleasure out of winding him up about how bad she is.
 
Thats right folks, 'Taking Chances' is the new single from the Canadian songstress. Contains a few non-typical-Celine wierd notes that make you go What?! and more than a nod in the direction of The Eurythmics.

As the Harbinger of Fairness, like her or not she is ridiculously talented and that cannot be denied, but the faces and stances, and the air grabs, and now air guitar. And leather. Its not right. I know she's got to earn a crust and maybe shes having a mid-late-life crisis , but go away and have it somewhere else, stop turning up on my telly , its nearly tea time.
 
Hasn't she spent the last few years getting paid an obscene amount doing a Vegas residency? Did they have to let her out?
 
I think she sang it on The X Factor a few weeks back and she kept twiddling with a knob on her back, so I assumed the flat notes were due to the fact she couldn't hear whatever was meant to be playing through her earpiece. It really was one weird sounding song.
 
Have to say on her day she was a brilliant singer, and could belt a tune. 10/10 there no problems.

But when it comes down to charisma and personality 0/10 there.
 
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