Cheltenham On-Course commentary team

Grasshopper

Grasshopper

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Does anyone know who gets the microphone this week. Hopefully the dreadful Cattermole is kept away from the Tuesday and the Friday - his dull, lifeless, monotone has no place being anywhere near a Festival Championship race.
 
It's Richard Hoiles:

@RichardHoiles: @mcfcer am calling for @CheltenhamRaces and RUK sharing with Mark Johnson and Mike Cattermole
 
Richard Hoiles has confirmed on Twitter that Tuesday is the only day he isn't there.

I don't like my chances.
 
I will providing live commentary in the Oliver St John Gogarty Temple Bar Dublin. I won't need a loud speaker!!
 
haha and You'll be saying this in that bar in Dublin...

They said he couldn't handle better ground.... they said he wasn't good enough, but its the underdog Melodic Rendezvous who is sticking his neck out at the finish.... AND WINS.. the Champion Hurdle, haha. Here's hoping :)
 
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I really don't care who wins marb it's gonna be a fanfuckintastic day ,Good Luck pal
 
Yeah good luck to you as well Baracouda. Love your username, Baracouda was a classy 3 mile hurdler! A favourite of mine!
 
Should give others a go at this

Freddie parrot face Davis would be ideal

Or jack Douglas. If he's still around
 
Hoiles has been the main commentator at Cheltenham this year - previously it was Cattermole. Why we have Mark Johnson inflicted on us for part of the week , however, remains a mystery.
 
I do impressionations of Jack Douglass at work. No one has a clue what I'm about!!!
 
Actually there has been a change

Norman collier has been drafted in. But there is apparently a problem with the mic
 
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