- Mobile Phone companies giving me hassle in the run up to Christmas
- Paul O'Grady being a ball-bag in the run-up to Christmas
- Equine Obituaries at Christmas
- Moderators Deleting Things at Christmas
- New York hotels (stuck-up service) when I am over in the run-up to Christmas
- Running out of butter at Christmas
- People whingeing about Martin Pipe at Christmas
- Political Correctness at Christmas
- Pat Kenny (nobody in the public eye winds me up as much as this man) at Christmas
- Lying Car Salesmen (again, don't get me started) at Chrismas
- Habitat (the store) at Christmas
- My left foot (missed another great chance on Sunday in the second last game before Christmas)
- London barmen at Christmas (why can't they be quicker and why do they need to hang around like a plum whilst waiting for Guinness to settle; surely they can take my order while they wait?)
