Blimey! Imagine the sort of licence Obergruppenfeuhrer Leader would allow:
1 Does the rider have an attractive backside?
2 Are they intelligent and amusing?
3 Are they good-looking, of reasonable height, have good teeth, nice hair?
4 Are they spotty, bandy, cross-eyed, have dandruff, BO, or halitosis?
5 Do they look pretty/macho in the saddle?
6 Do they fall off a lot, find it difficult to steer, misjudge pace and/or take-offs?
If the answer to any part or all of 4 is 'YES', the applicant may not receive a licence to ride.
If the answer to any part of 6 is 'YES', applicants must fulfil all other criteria, other than 4, in order to be granted a licence.
