clichés wanted...

Desert Orchid

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Hi all.

I'm looking for, to use a horsey expression, classic clichés for an item I'm doing for the school newsletter.

The kids are performing Disco Inferno - which some of you might even have seen for yourselves in London or elsewhere - and I want to pack as many disco / 1970s clichés into the item as I can.

You've always produced the goods before...
 
Scooby Doo Vans
Toilet seats with covers
Flying Ducks on the wall
Soda Stream
Hai Karate Aftershave
Outdoor Swimming Pools
"A finger of fudge"
Hamlet Cigars
Green Shield stamps
Ice Cream Sandwiches
Unprotcted Sex
White Dog Sh*t
Swingball
Football Hooligans
Warlord Comic
Ford Capri's (my dad had a white one)
Duffel Coats

I was too young for Discos......
 
Scooby Doo Vans
Toilet seats with covers
Flying Ducks on the wall
Soda Stream
Hai Karate Aftershave
Outdoor Swimming Pools
"A finger of fudge"
Hamlet Cigars
Green Shield stamps
Ice Cream Sandwiches
Unprotcted Sex
White Dog Sh*t
Swingball
Football Hooligans
Warlord Comic
Ford Capri's (my dad had a white one)
Duffel Coats

I was too young for Discos......

Cheers Gzy - Ford Capri will definitely get a mensh. You've reminded me it got a mention in the show!
 
Flying ducks date back to the 1930s, though, so not specific to the 70s. Didn't the first Polaroid cameras come out then, too? Where you got an instant photo. I think all the snaps I took then have gone purple or orange since!

Lots of 'ethnic' look clothes for girls/women, and long dresses and skirts for day and evening wear; platform sole shoes/sandals (I know, 'cos I fell off enough of the buggers!), Polyester (ugh!), trouser suits for ladeeeze; the dreadful brightly-coloured 'leisure suit' for women in lime or bright pink; Estee Lauder's 'Youth Dew' perfume, which kills flying insects at 50 yards; Vinyl everywhere - handbags, white Vinyl belts, shoes, boots. Dog-ear collars, hipster jeans and 'crushed velvet' trousers and jackets (oh yes! I had a pair of sea-green crushed velvet pants, with a toning dog-ear collar shirt, and white vinyl loafers with big silvery buckles. God, what was I thinking?)

Burnt orange remained a big favourite for soft furnishings, such as carpeting, and there was a particularly ghastly shade of 'tobacco' favoured for sofas and chairs, plus the use of metallics and pearl effects in wallpaper. In fact, there was quite a lot of rich brown and tan used in men's formal clothing, like suits and ties. Safari and pilot-style shirts and jackets became popular, too, usually in beige.

The spaghetti Western was doing particularly well, as was Clint Eastwood with 'Dirty Harry', Bond films continued to thrive, and there was a rise in both spy and war films and books, as the Vietnam war continued to groan on.

Package holidays were taking off big-time, especially to the Costas, so a week in Benny Dorm was the norm, rather than a week in Skegness or Blackpool. The Hippie Trail was developing well through things like overseas volunteering, lots more young people deciding that Kathmandu by rickety bus was a lot more fun than squeezing into family car for a dreary week in a wet Wales. (Which actually really wasn't much of a holiday destination, anyway, since the mines were still working and not yet turned into 'heritage museums'.)
 
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The Mitsubishi Lancer - wasn't it introduced in the 1970s? And the Vauxhall Vega? My mother had the former, and a boyfriend the latter, both in advanced stages of bangerness. I got out of the Lancer one day, and the door 'andle came orf in me 'and, guv! I think the Vega was eventually abandoned to rot after showing regular form of 'Refused to Start'.

There was also a huge interest in taking vitamins, alternative therapies, lots of books on meditation (wasn't 'Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance' brought out then?), plus loads of really funny and bizarre illustrated books like 'Kliban's Cats', among others. Things like dreamcatchers, 'crystal healing', mood music, anti this and pro that diets: macrobiotic, probiotic, etc. Adele Davis led the way (from the USA) in promoting the mega-use of vitamins to cure all ailments. Bean sprouts - you grew them yourself in a jar, put them into soups and salads and waited to become a New Person.

NLP (still going to this day) was supposed to Change Your Life forever, courses on Life Skills, Interpersonal Relationships, Assertiveness for Women, Self-Defence for Women, all kinds of courses on casting-off old thinking and behaviour and getting into a New Consciousness.

Huge sunglasses, Ray-Ban Aviator sunglasses with mirrored lenses, jet skis, macrame wall hangings and hanging plant pot holders, spider plants, frilly tissue box and toilet roll holders, smelly Afghan coats from Afghanistan...
 
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Um, no. I didn't start driving until 1995!!!

A friend of my Mum's who took us on the school run had one though - four of us crammed in the Dolly on the way to school every day!
 
Few here and there. What was the last Triumph - 1980ish? Just slightly before my time.

I had my own Dolly in fact; kept her well oiled up and she never let me down once.

Think she's out in Australia these days...
 
Ooo-errr missus!!!!

Dunno when the last Triumph was but I still find it hard to reconcile anyone born in the 80s or later as being anything other than a child!!!!
 
YOU find it hard? How do you think someone from the Jurassic period, like me, feels like? You're just a wee babby yourself, Dom! (Groans inwardly, remembering how 16 used to feel like, thinking that people of 30 might as well shoot themselves, they were so ancient!)

"Wall units" - I'm sure nobody had a "wall unit" until the 70s. Sideboards, bookcases, yes, but not wall units. Flares! No-one's mentioned flares! So wide you'd take off in a strong wind, or kick one and trip yourself up. I had a pair of flared jeans, and being then around a size 12, felt fantastic in them.
 
Bay City Rollers got a mention in the show. I might try and fit that one in. David Cassidy got a big mention on the show too so maybe I'll try and get his name in as well. I've already worked 'flares' into the item, Kri will be glad to know.
 
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AFROS! Marsha Hunt an' all that - didn't 'Hair' come out in the late 70s? Anyway, monster Afros, sometimes by request, sometimes involuntarily, as the result of a few too many minutes with the old 'body perm'. (I know - I had one of those, and had to run in shock 'n' horror to some black American friends, to use their 'relaxer'. After which, I only resembled a slightly exploded mattress.)
 
The Great Gatsby brought in a wave of Oxford bags and saddle brogue shoes.

Regarding the music scene, don't forget David Bowie and T Rex.
 
Get it on, bang a gong, get it onnnnn.... I had no idea what banging a gong meant, apart from it announcing J. Arthur Rank films, but I liked the sound of the song.
 
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