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rory said:




Rory, you're missing what an actual culchie is. Everyone from Derry and Antrim is a culchie. Essentially, anyone not from Dublin is a culchie.


However, there are different types of culchie that have been characterised by myself and my Dublin friends [I've been accepted to join the culchie judging panel even though I am one]


Outside of Dublin, there are urban culchies [people who live in towns] and rural culchies [those who live in the countryside]


The rural culchies are harmless.


However, the urban culchies are the worst. In the whole, they are so engrained to the fabric of their own towns that they have never any particular desire to leave. As such, they are particularly resistant to change and conclude most of their night outs in Dublin saying, "This would never happen at home."


They count down the hours until Friday evening until they can go home, get cans served to them in plastic glasses in the local firetrap nightclub and relive their teenage years.


The bigger the town, the worse the brand of culchie.


Not that I'm one for generalisations, of course.


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