Cycling to Work

[Bar the Bull]

It is quicker
It is cheaper
It is better for the environment
It stops me getting fat

 

[Euronymous]

In what way is it quicker
Do you wear a twat hat
I prefer cycling in a gym
When I cycled I tented to attract punctures like shit attracts flies

 

[Shadow Leader]

I somehow doubt that I'd have cycled the 65m to Salisbury today quicker than I'd have driven it.

 

[Bar the Bull]

My commute is two and a half miles.

It would take me forty five minutes to drive. It takes thirty minutes on the bus.

I cycle it in 15 minutes.

I wear a twat hat. Just in case I fall on my head.

Gyms are full of fat people and smell of sweat.

I haven't punctured my bike cycling nearly every day since March. Maybe I am just lucky.

 

[trackside528]

One word. Rain.

 

[Merlin the Magician]