Daily Mirror Betting Guy

[an capall]

I was reading the DM over the Hols and some betting columnist flagged his bet of the year as Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt getting divorced. This has been announced today - think 7-1 or something was available.

It's a shame as Mr and Mrs Pitt had agreed to come to a swinging party at Chez Capall next month. We will have to revert to Plan B, Colin Farrell and Angeline Jolie.

This will be a disappointment for Mrs AC as it will not be much of a change for her.

 

[BrianH]

It's bent as hell. They still intend living together but the 7/1 was too much of a temptation.

As for those suburban Dublin swinging parties, I don't find them any fun. The last one I went to the swing broke and I fell off. The guests had to spend the rest of the evening on the see-saw.

 

[Maurice]

I hear Honest Tom has arranged a swinging party for K Felon.

 

[Ardross]

Indeed Albert Pierrepoint is being conjured up by seance to do the job

 

[Honest Tom]

Many other invitations have been sent out (those twits who fiddled while racing burned included).