Dodgeball

[ovverbruv]

Watching this on Filmfour now and it has me in stitches.

"you're about as useful as a cock flavoured lollipop"

"Its like watching a gang of retards trying to **** a doorknob out there"

 

[del boy]

Patches is a true inspiration to us all!!

 

[ovverbruv]

Lance Armstrong "once i was thinking about quitting, when i was diagnosed with brain, lung and testicular cancer all at the same time, but I beat it and got back on the bike to win the Tour de France 5 times"

What a legend

 

[del boy]

But im sure you have a good reason for quitting...

 

[ovverbruv]

no, not really.....