Elf 'n Safety Agin!

[walsworth]

Why use Health and Safety as an excuse when it seems pretty clear that the playground attendants teachers etc. had no idea this little lad was even up the tree. Observing from a distance, my arse!
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-st...s-because-of-health-safetree-115875-22137355/

 

[krizon]

Walsy, your signature line makes no sense to me: how can something that is dead become alive? Something cannot be both dead and, er 'labor' (or, as we English like to say, labour). If you can labour, it means you are animated, you have 'anima' - you are alive. You could not labour were you to be dead. Can the Workers' Socialist Party explain their theory rather more logically, without recourse to occult reference and an impossible viability?

 

[walsworth]

Don't blame me, argue with Groucho he said it first!

 

[krizon]

Ah, yes, Karl's younger brother, the little pranker! It sounds like the sort of gobbledigook Groucho would've intoned in the guise of a nutty Socialist politico, though!