After a stirring speech by Steve M, lamenting those who had hounded Ardross from the Forum, the funeral service to mark his departure from the forum was stunned to silence as Elton John reworked his popular classic with an emotional tribute to Ardross. It will only be performed once.
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Goodbye Ardy Ross
May you ever grow in our hearts
You were the mod that placed himself
On a pedestal apart
You used to rule the forum
Delete some posts and cause much pain
Now you belong to Ted
And Krizon is the same.
And it seems to me you lived your life
Pissing in the wind
Never fading to peer pressure
When the others did
And your spectre will always haunt here
Like Rooster Booster did
Your account has ceased before
Phil Waters ever will.
Grumpyness we've lost
These empty days without your bile
This torch we'll always carry
For our forums golden child
And even though we try
The truth brings us to tears
All our words cannot express
The joy you brought us through the years
And it seems to me you lived your life
Pissing in the wind
Never fading to peer pressure
When the others did.
And your spectre will always haunt here
Like Rooster Booster did
Your account has ceased long before
Phil Waters ever will.
Goodbye Ardy Ross
May you ever grow in our hearts
You used to ***** off Kathy
Two lovers torn apart
Goodbye Ardy Rose
From a forum lost without your soul
You were the most bloody stubborn
Person that we will ever know
And it seems to me you lived your life
Pissing in the wind
Never fading to peer pressure
When the others did.
And your spectre will always haunt here
Like Rooster Booster did
Your account has ceased long before
Phil Waters ever will.
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Goodbye Ardy Ross
May you ever grow in our hearts
You were the mod that placed himself
On a pedestal apart
You used to rule the forum
Delete some posts and cause much pain
Now you belong to Ted
And Krizon is the same.
And it seems to me you lived your life
Pissing in the wind
Never fading to peer pressure
When the others did
And your spectre will always haunt here
Like Rooster Booster did
Your account has ceased before
Phil Waters ever will.
Grumpyness we've lost
These empty days without your bile
This torch we'll always carry
For our forums golden child
And even though we try
The truth brings us to tears
All our words cannot express
The joy you brought us through the years
And it seems to me you lived your life
Pissing in the wind
Never fading to peer pressure
When the others did.
And your spectre will always haunt here
Like Rooster Booster did
Your account has ceased long before
Phil Waters ever will.
Goodbye Ardy Ross
May you ever grow in our hearts
You used to ***** off Kathy
Two lovers torn apart
Goodbye Ardy Rose
From a forum lost without your soul
You were the most bloody stubborn
Person that we will ever know
And it seems to me you lived your life
Pissing in the wind
Never fading to peer pressure
When the others did.
And your spectre will always haunt here
Like Rooster Booster did
Your account has ceased long before
Phil Waters ever will.