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Jesus . I'm 34 today and read an article in the guardian this week about ambitious singles who don't want kids while they are young but prefer to wait . This article scared the hell out of me , Basically the research suggests that if I don't have a child in the next 3 yrs I will be looking at ivf treatment by the age of 37 !!!!!! Nature only really cooperates up till the age of 37 on average apparently . After that you're on your own . While I've never been the most maternal of personalities to be told that I've got to make my mind up and find a partner in that time seems a bit of an impossible mission :lol:
The reason I started this thread is because alot of women think that it's cool to have kids in their fortys but this report shows the only ones doing that are Hollywood stars and the very rich :rolleyes:
 
Dont worry Solerina, I'll do it for you no strings attached. Do you like red or white wine?
 
:lol: Red please Ger , but you do realise that the csa would hound you for maintenance ? .. Sorry I forgot that the csa are a useless organisation who are incapable of much :rolleyes:
 
No they wont. I'll do the job for free. In the meantime you find yourself a partner and lamp him with the child. The line you use with your new found lover is:

"Honey, we should have been more carefull"


This gives you ample time to pick and choose the right man to spend the rest of your life with. Now, turn down the lights, put on a bit of music and I'll be over in twenty....
 
But Ger , the CSA is totally crap .the only way I can see this working is if we sting a celebrity . After all you want to know that the kid is provided for so we need a suffifiently wealthy example to bring up the child . :D
 
This time 12 months it will be -

Wishing you and the stone face baby all the best.

Am I calling tonight my forum filly?
 
I think that, somewhere, maybe in one of his extended happy hours, Gearoid confused 'poker' and 'poke her' - it seems he's had a result from the latter, anyway!
 
Aunty K, this may not be the best thread to tell you but I am visiting my ex-schoolgirl in college tomorrow. Sweet of me over Cheltenham, don't you think? I must be offf to pack my P.J's.......
 
... may one respectfully suggest a not-too-ambitious supply of other night-time wear, in order not to find yourself naming another baby Azertyuiop Gearoid in nine months' time, dearest?
 
Why thank you. I've told you already, its love I dont need to do the deed so to speak, but I will be sleeping in her bed so I best be prepared.

God, its nights like tomorrow night that make my quest for schoolgirls so worthwhile.....
 
Even if you weren't in the Boy Scouts (although no doubt did your best to get into the Girl Guides), the motto 'Be Prepared' is one to keep in mind, rittle Glasshopper.

Don't forget the toothbrush, the deo, and regardless of how undemanding this young lady is, a nice unexpected little present - perhaps "Horses in Training 2005"? Have a great time!
 
Hope you had a good day, Michelle! I wouldn't worry about the rugrats so much - we're much better off with horses & dogs (parrots too, in my case!)!!!
 
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