Five Tips For Our Lady Members...

BrianH

BrianH

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1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.

2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.

3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.

4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.

5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.
 
Four of them? :blink: Having one that fulfills all the criteria is alot less stressful. B)
 
Originally posted by Kathy@Jun 29 2005, 10:49 AM
Four of them? Having one that fulfills all the criteria is a lot less stressful.
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And Father Christmas is busy at the North Pole making toys at the moment.....
 
Yes, he said he may be gone for some time when he kissed me goodbye this morning.... :cry: B)
 
... and he's here with me now, Kathy, proving that No.3 rarely exists... :teeth:

"Gosh, darling, when you said let's take a bubble bath, I didn't realize it'd be Bollinger!" Boy, can he spoil a woman...





... I am talking about Father Christmas, of course!
 
What would any forum member lay a newly married wife in Britian or Ireland on her husband being faithfull to her for the rest of her days.?

I'll go 11/2.

Kathy may want a piece of it :P
 
The best way is never to get married. Some men (evidently) go all strange once they have their wedding ring on their finger.

Treat them mean to keep them keen works for me..... B)

Mind you I have been dumped more than a few times in the past..... <_< :P
 
It's not just men! I would say there are plenty of women doing the dirty out there, too. I'd never get married again, I am too fickle and should never have got the ring on my finger in the first place.

I agree with Kathy, that's the best approach! Personally I have a 24 year old chap running around after me at the moment, but I can't be arsed to see him half the time, I only bother when it suits me.

I have been chatted up by several married men. Wifey doesn't seem to cross their minds for a second. Trust no-one!
 
Nowadays size and weight doesn't always matter Songsheet..... someone I can trust 150% does!
 
I think most men are good at part of the first, as in 'helping' with the dishes, by not stubbing their fags out in them, 'helping' with the vacuuming, by lifting up their feet, and 'helping' with the laundry by wearing their shirts as many times as they can before even the dog can't stand them.
 
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