simmo
Senior Jockey
I have just been offered a free bet on 49's by a young lady standing outside William Hills who, incidentally, was dressed like a vampire. (Gordon St branch in case the E Dead Group are interested in paying her a visit).
Presumably Wullie is making this fine offer across the country for any of you folks who should be at GA instead.
I, on the other hand, may be missing the point. Is this just meant to entice me into the shop where I will be hypnotised by the flashy lighty thingys and then gamble all of my money on dog racing (MOAN THE FIVE DUG!) and virtual flap nudging?
Or are they making a genuine and heartfelt attempt to suck me into the adrenaline inducing world of betting on the outcome of a random number generator?
Presumably Wullie is making this fine offer across the country for any of you folks who should be at GA instead.
I, on the other hand, may be missing the point. Is this just meant to entice me into the shop where I will be hypnotised by the flashy lighty thingys and then gamble all of my money on dog racing (MOAN THE FIVE DUG!) and virtual flap nudging?
Or are they making a genuine and heartfelt attempt to suck me into the adrenaline inducing world of betting on the outcome of a random number generator?