Hell Hath No Fury Like A Minor Celeb Scorned

[an capall]

Twink is an Irish entertainer who has been around since Jesus was a wee lad, and has a reputation for being a bit 'tense' at times. She is a pantomime dame type, cross between Cilla Black and Vera Duckworth.

Her hubby, and eminent musician, left her several years ago and started a second relationship and family.

Twink left him a voicemail to congratulate him on the arrival of another child. This is real and is doing the rounds in Ireland to great hilarity. Not for work.

http://www.myspace.com/warlordsofpez

Click on the link on the bottom right that says 'Twink Vs...'

 

[Shadow Leader]

Absolute classic, AC - priceless!!! Fair play to her.....

 

[Melendez]

Can't find it?

 

[Melendez]

Have now. very good.

 

[Diamond Geezer]

She sounds like that Irish bookie Ellen ???

 

[Shadow Leader]

Actually she sounds like my boss' wife.....h34r:

 

[Cajosolu]

Sounds like she means business...

 

[an capall]

:shy:

Sorry there has been a dreadful mistake. I inadvertently posted a link to Mrs An Capalls last love message to me. Please ignore.

 

[BrianH]

Was Twink a convent educated girl?

 

[Homer J]

Priceless :lol:

 

[krizon]

Just a simple 'Congratulations on the new baby!' would've done, missus!

 

[Harbinger]

 

[simmo]

Very good Gareth.

I think she's a bit of a twat and probably needs kicked in said orifice fairly hard.

 

[Griffin]

I didn't find it funny, I just felt sorry for the children

 

[LUKE]

Originally posted by Griffin@Sep 19 2006, 08:40 AM
I didn't find it funny, I just felt sorry for the children

I find Twink extremely unfunny.

 

[Songsheet]

Agree entirely with Griffin - the woman needs reporting to the Irish equivalent of Social Services and her children removed from her poisonous care.

 

[Garney]

A friend of mine had the pleasure of hitting the back of her car on his bike while cycling in town. She got out and unleashed a similar tirade of abuse on the lad. Supposedly she let Samantha Mumba have an earful when doing a panto. What should be mentioned is that Twink portrays herself as the mammy of irish television, a twenty years older version of Sharon Osbourne. Horrible creatures both.

 

[Melendez]

It should be noted that Twink (in all probability) wasn't the one that released the tape to the public.

 

[Songsheet]

I don't think anyone would have thought she did release the tape, Mel.

If I were the second wife and that tirade had been left on my voicemail , I would have been sorely tempted to release it - although I hope I would have had the self-restraint not to, as it would also harm Twink's (God, even her name is pathetic) children by doing so.

 

[BrianH]

"Put your Mickey back in your trousers..."

Why the euphemism after the rest of the diatribe?

 

[Warbler]

Another victory for the Limerick tourist board by the sounds of things

 

[Raksha]

"Everyone's laughing at you" - erm, look behind you missus......

 

[krizon]

20 years older than Sharon Osbore? Blimey, she doesn't look that bad for 80!

 

[BrianH]

Originally posted by Garney@Sep 19 2006, 03:39 PM
a twenty years older version of Sharon Osbourne.

Twink is, in fact, eighteen months older than Sharon Osbourne. She has had a lot less of the knife.