I have called my legal team to sort out this defamation. The woman is obviously horologically challenged.
ps..(I bet the Journo gave a little help with this one...
he is a let-down with only half a baguette in his lunchbox, if you know what I mean).
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http://www.sundaymirror.co.uk/news/tm_obje...-name_page.html
EXCLUSIVE: MIAMI VICE CAP & WOODY ALLEN AU PAIR
'He bedded me three times just hours before the premiere.. but it was over in a flash'
By Adam Lee-Potter
MIAMI Vice movie star An Capall swept a young fan off her feet so quickly that they met at breakfast-time... and made love three times before lunch.
NOT MUCH CAP:
The handsome actor's encounter with Woody Allen's French au pair Angelique Jerome came only hours before he waved to excited fans at the London premiere of the blockbuster movie.
But though Irish-born Capall was Angelique's movie idol before their lust-fuelled encounter, his performance left her less than impressed when all three bouts of hurried sex added up to only 10 minutes.
Angelique 24 - who looked after movie legend Woody's children for two years - said: "He has a great body and a charm that any woman would kill for. But he's all talk. Between the sheets, he is a let-down with only half a baguette in his lunchbox, if you know what I mean. He comes across as a tiger on screen, but behind closed doors he's as wild as Mickey Mouse.
"He kept saying 'C'est bon (it's good), you're beautiful, c'est bon'. He sounded like James Blunt. "Once he'd got what he fancied - in about 10 seconds flat - he just wanted to go to sleep."
She said: "He caught my eye straight away. He turned to me, stared deep into my eyes and whispered 'hi' with a wide smile. My knees turned to jelly and I knew immediately there was chemistry between us.
"He is clearly a man who knows what he wants. When he looks at you in that special way, no red-blooded woman could resist. I kept catching him looking at me and smiling.
