Hit A Child At 40mph...

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...and there's an 80% chance the child will die.

Hit the child at 30mph and there's an 80% chance the child will live.

So make sure you drive no faster than 30mph when out looking for children to run over.

Classic advert.
 
I know, it also doesn`t point out the kind of vehicles involved. Surely if you`re one of these inadequate pencil dicks who drive a 4x4 with Warrior written on it and you hit a kid at 30 it don`t matter what the mph is, the nipper is dead surely?
 
Ha! I see your "hit a child at 30 mph...." and raise you "this is the noise that a high speed train makes hitting a pedestrian at 100 mph....." in the Complete Bollocks Advert Stakes. Why are we suddenly being hit by constant adverts telling us not to run a level crossing? Is there a sudden influx of people deciding to play chicken with an Intercity 125?? Is there really??!
 
Where small nursery infants are concerned, The E. Dead Group prefer chain saws.
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I find it hard to believe that any train in this country is actually capable of doing more 100mph these days. :D
 
Originally posted by Phil Waters@Jun 30 2007, 08:15 PM
...and there's an 80% chance the child will die.

Hit the child at 30mph and there's an 80% chance the child will live.

So make sure you drive no faster than 30mph when out looking for children to run over.

Classic advert.
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