Hose Sorry Now?

krizon

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From 'This Week':

A construction worker in Bahrain was hospitalised after being inflated by a high-pressure hose. When Muthuvatti Abdul and his co-workers got covered in sand, they decided to use the hose to clean themselves.

"I was bending over when my friend Shams inserted the nozzle up my rectum," Abdul explained. "He only did it for a few seconds. But I asked him to do it again, out of interest." This time, the pressure burst his large intestine.
 
There was a case many moons ago in the UK that was similar to this when an apprentice went through an initiation after serving his time, I think he died.
 
It's a sort of Super Strength Colonic Irrigation, I guess.

"Say goodbye to those annoying rectal impactions today, with the new, powerful colonic irrigation system by Anusjet! Only £299.95 at leading stores!"
 
Whilst working at my local hospital, I became aware at the number of people who would visit A&E because ' alien objects' had been inserted.
The open prison a few miles away would usually send out one or two prisoners a week who had indulged in this activity. :blink:
The worst case was with a milk bottle, the doctor was so concerned that it would break inside. Another prisoner came to the hospital with a brrom handle stuck up his chuffer!! :blink:
 
Light bulbs were very popular a few years ago. Not sure what the current situation is.
 
Maybe they found it a turn-on...

(Beat me to it, Lee)


Many years ago, a friend's girlfriend worked as a nurse in a Glasgow hospital. She told us one of the best-known Scottish TV presenters of the time ended up in casualty with a vibrator stuck up his rear end.
 
Originally posted by krizon@Dec 2 2006, 08:36 PM
From 'This Week':

A construction worker in Bahrain was hospitalised after being inflated by a high-pressure hose. When Muthuvatti Abdul and his co-workers got covered in sand, they decided to use the hose to clean themselves.

"I was bending over when my friend Shams inserted the nozzle up my rectum," Abdul explained. "He only did it for a few seconds. But I asked him to do it again, out of interest." This time, the pressure burst his large intestine.
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'Shit for brains' springs to mind...
 
Google "armageddon". If you find the wav of the radio report from a few years ago, I promise you will cry laughing.
 
Caj - yup, that should do it! :lol:

I loved that Jasper Carrott sketch where he says a pal of his, worse for a few beers and a curry, decided to light up his farts - with well-barbecued consequences. They had to take him to A&E, much to his acute pain, embarrassment and horror. :shy: JC said they'd concocted some long-winded 'explanation' about sitting on a hot stove, when a large matron strode in, ripped back the sheet covering the pal's burned botty, and demanded in a loud voice, "Has he been lighting his farts?" h:)
 
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