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Caj - yup, that should do it! :lol:

I loved that Jasper Carrott sketch where he says a pal of his, worse for a few beers and a curry, decided to light up his farts - with well-barbecued consequences. They had to take him to A&E, much to his acute pain, embarrassment and horror. :shy: JC said they'd concocted some long-winded 'explanation' about sitting on a hot stove, when a large matron strode in, ripped back the sheet covering the pal's burned botty, and demanded in a loud voice, "Has he been lighting his farts?" h

[QUOTE="krizon, post: 2093498, member: 64950"] Caj - yup, that should do it! :lol: I loved that Jasper Carrott sketch where he says a pal of his, worse for a few beers and a curry, decided to light up his farts - with well-barbecued consequences. They had to take him to A&E, much to his acute pain, embarrassment and horror. :shy: JC said they'd concocted some long-winded 'explanation' about sitting on a hot stove, when a large matron strode in, ripped back the sheet covering the pal's burned botty, and demanded in a loud voice, "Has he been lighting his farts?" h:) [/QUOTE]

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